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Happy Talkin' Captains' tutu's too tight
Means there'll be no more snookering tonight
Paulie looks bemused to be on foreign Shores

Ah Ha There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ah Ha There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ah Ha There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ah Ha There ain't no Sanity Clause

 
Vanyas got a visit from a guy named Drac
Says he's from the bloodbank and wants 10 pints back
Singer's rather sickly when it rains it pours

Oh No There ain't no Sanity Clause

Oh No There ain't no Sanity Clause

Oh No There ain't no Sanity Clause

Oh No There ain't no Sanity Clause

Did you expect that I would believe
the tale that you told last Xmas eve
About a man who's fat and round
Delivering gifts without a sound

Ho Ho There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ho Ho There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ho Ho There ain't no Sanity Clause

Ho Ho There ain't no Sanity Clause