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WARNING - PARENTAL ADVISORY THOUGHT SUAD WARNING HOMELAND SECURITY LEVEL RE

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NICE BODIES HANDSOME FACES A FEW DEPICTIONS OF ORAL SEX

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(BUT I'M SURE IT  IS SIMLATED)

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I MEAN PEOPLE DON'T REALLY PUT THOSE THINGS IN THEIR MOUTHS, DO THEY?

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COMING SOON!

"MARS NEEDS WOMEN"

Twenty-First Century Version

IN A LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE

AS YET TO BE RANDOMIZED

ALSO COMING TO THIS SPACE

A MOVIE WITHIN A PLAY WITHIN A MOVIE WITHIN A LECTURE SERIES

WHICH IS CURRENTLY IN PRELIMIINARY TALKS

WHILE AN IDEAL CASTING COUCH IS SOUGHT

UTTERLY SPECTACULAR AND COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED

THIS FUTURE ENGAGEMENT WILL FEATURE THE DEBUT PERFORMANCE

ONE OF RAREST FORMS OF AUTHORSHIP IN THE PRESENT ERA

THE AS-YET-TO-BE PENNED MARS NEEDS WOMEN

"ANSWER SONG" WITH THE WORKING TITLE

MARS NEEDS US WOMEN

or

I Am Woman Mars Needs Now

NOT ONLY IS THIS GENRE UNCOMMON IN TODAY'S ZIP-LIPPED SOCIETY

THE PERFORMANCE ITESELF WILL RAISE EYEBROWS

Such that has not been seen in two decades

(since The Great Milli-Vanilli Controversy of 1990)

THE SPECTATCULAR LIMITED RUN WILL INCLUDE

THE RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL ORCHESTRA  & CHORUS

THE 100-VOICE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR

AND OTHER SURPRISES

IN STUNNING ACCOMPANIMENT OF A SUPERIOR CAST

AND STARRING ONE OF THE GREATEST STARS

TO HAVE EVER GRACED THE FIRMAMENT OF AGELESS TALENT

WHO HAS ASKED TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS UNTIL PREVIEWS CLOSE

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